Expand and contract, our multiverse breathes. Breath in: Space. Breath out: Dark Matter. And if it breathes, then it surely... AAAACHOOO! Must be Springtime Again. A great sneeze is cast out into the void. Bits of gas, light, and energy going flying to form a cosmic tapestry. We got our hands on some of this astral fabric and did what any sensible person would do: made a relaxed, slim cut, cotton jersey tee. Travel the spaceways today.
Machine wash, warm gentle cycle. Only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble Dry Low. Warm iron if needed.